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Currently living in a little town by the sea in Portugal.
My clients are smart, capable professionals who are living in low-level chaos and juggling layers of belongings with an emotional history.
They are moving house, moving jobs, moving into or out of a relationship. Stepping into a new stage of life.
And they are done walking into their homes and feeling stressed instead of calm.
Stuck instead of free.
And disorganized, despite their competence in every other part of life.
They are done with feeling overwhelmed, embarrassed, and exhausted by the silent chaos of their own space.
WHY DO THEY HIRE ME?
🌎 If they're moving house?
I help them get fully unpacked and set up after a move.
Now.
Not 6 months from now.
I take them from boxes and chaos to beautifully settled.
So they can focus on what’s next, not what’s still undone.
Because nobody has time to live in chaos.
💪🏼 If they're not moving house (but secretly wish they could just to start over)?
I help them get clarity, control, and calm by working side-by-side with them to:
❶ Reset their entire space,
❷ Reframe their relationship to their belongings, and
❸ Create systems that actually work.
Because it's not about the pile by the door, the bins under your bed, or the 174 backup tote bags you keep “just in case.”
It's about your life.
And if your home feels like a storage unit for past versions of yourself (or a warehouse for 100 imaginary futures)?
You’re not living. You’re managing.
You're a pro at tidying-up.
But tidying feels like taking a Tums and wondering why your burst appendix doesn't feel better.
You don’t want a color-coded closet. Or a decanted pantry.
You want to breathe when you walk through the door.
You don’t need a new container or closet system.
You need a reckoning. And a plan.
You don’t want your chaos organized.
You want your chaos eliminated.
And you want someone to come in,
look at your whole freakin' house,
and say: “Let’s do this. All of it. Now.”
Your entire home needs a transformation. A total reset.
That's what I do with my clients.
My clients don't hire me to tidy. They hire me to help them get their life back.
We pick a week.
We go all in.
And all out.
And we get it all done.
If you're looking for a full on reset in your home?
Let’s Reset Everything.